Stuff my boss says

We were in the lab. I was in the middle of an experiment, scanning my sample using a microscope. My boss suddenly said “You know, I think this government is committed to spreading wealth among its people”. I looked at him dumbfounded and confused, thinking about what that had to do with the experiment and wondering when he became a supporter of the government. Seeing my dazed expression, he took out a $10 note and explained, “I always find notes dropped on the floor, and almost always it’s one of these plastic notes. I think the government purposely makes these slippery plastic notes so that wealth will be redistributed among the people.”